Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

(Give her a bottle of Jack Daniels : Then Say) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

I'm lost. Can you draw me a map to your place?

!THIS ONE'S NOT GOT A HOPE! But I thought I would let ya'll decide.
HE SAYS: " Do you want to come to my place and play magic?
HER " What's that?
HIM " Thats where we go to my place,we screw, then you disapper!

I've got a library card somewhere here that says I can check-you-out.

That is great dress/outfit you're wearing it would look great on my bedroom floor.

Simply walk up to any girl and say "did it hurt?", and when she replies "did what hurt?" you reply "when you fell from heaven..."

walk up to the lady and grab a gentle handful of booty. Ask her "Excuse me, is this seat taken?

I've forgotten my phone number...can you give me yours?

Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.

I'm easy. Are you?

Inheriting twenty million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas,could I meet you between the holidays?

You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.